1/21/2017 1 Comment Ten Women by Allyson DarlingTen Women Ten women on what their vaginas would say to Donald Trump if trapped in an elevator with him. 1. “Hello, you little orange troll.” 2. “Aren’t you that guy from Home Alone 2?” 3. “I wish you were Michelle.” 4. “I wish you were anyone else, including a giant goldfish.” 5. “By the way, I’ve always been great.” 6. “Hands off my twat.” 7. “The only convenient thing about this situation is that I have to urinate…” 8. “You’re fired.” 9. “You. Will. Never. Get. Your. Hands. On. Me.” 10. “I am the future. I am the past. I am a blooming bounty of power, compassion, and humanity. I am the definition of life. I grab back. I fight back. I meow back. I scream back. I take space back. And I will never, ever, go back.” Bio: Allyson's pantry describes her as a lovely, ferocious, and usually hungry writer. She writes nonfiction essays about sex, relationships, anxiety, and other life altering matters, such as brain tumors and the underrated act of crying on the floor. She strives to connect others with words because she wants people to feel less alone. Her work has been published in Red Light Lit, Thought Catalog, xoJane, Writtalin, and Zaum.
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Nick Shoemaker
1/22/2017 04:52:58 pm
Glad to see you still writing Ally!
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